DeLuxe

After spending waaaay too much time driving around in the rain trying to find the entrance to the Oakland Animal Shelter so I go license Duchess, I decided that I’d bring home lunch from one of my favorite burger places: In-n-Out Burger over near the Oakland airport.

My order was easy, just a couple combos off the menu. One of these days I will order something off the ‘secret’ menu such as:

2×4 Burger
Description: A “2×4″ is a burger with two beef patties and four slices of cheese. You can also order a “3×3,” a “4×2″ or any other meat/cheese combo your little heart desires.

3-by-Meat Burger
Description: Three beef patties, no cheese. You can pretty much order “any number”-by-Meat.

“Animal Style” Burger
Description: Mustard-cooked beef patty, additional pickles, extra secret sauce with grilled onions.

“Double-Meat” Burger
Description: A Double-Double without the cheese.

The Flying Dutchman
Description: 2 beef patties, 2 slices of cheese. That’s it. No lettuce. No onions. No bun. No nuthin’.

Grilled Cheese
Description: Cheeseburger without the “burger.”

“Protein Style” Burger
Description: Any burger you want wrapped in lettuce instead of that carbohydrate-laden bun.

Veggie Burger
Description: Hamburger with no burger and double tomatos.

“Extra Toast”
Description: Leaves your bread on the grill a tad longer resulting in “crispy buns,” which is not as dirty as it sounds. Can be ordered with any burger.

Fries: “Animal Style”
Description: French fries with secret sauce, onions and cheese on top.

Even In-n-Out acknowledges many of these special variations in ordering on their own site